Kites Everywhere

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Things are going ok. Stella is getting better each day and she is calming down more and more. She should get her drainage tubes removed Monday. That should also help her out a lot.

My wife comes home tomorrow! I am so happy and her dog will be really happy. That dog just gets so depressed when she is gone. She won’t eat, and doesn’t do much but sleep and poop. (although at her age, thats about all she does anyway).

I really won’t see my wife until Monday since I have to work this weekend, and we are short on people so I won’t be able to take Saturday or Sunday off.

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Thousands of children in the Gaza Strip set a new world record for flying kites simultaneously on a Mediterranean beach in Beit Lahiya, northern Gaza Strip. The event was organised by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), who told reporters that 6,000 children had taken part in the event, and Israel didn’t even hold an air raid over the event.

Kites in Gaza

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Congratulations to the people of the DPRK on completing the Kumyapang Power Station .

A dam of the large Kumyagang Power Station was completed in the east coastal area of the DPRK.

The dam created a power base with rich water resources in the upper reaches of Kumya River and made it possible to satisfactorily water tens of thousands hectares of paddy and non-paddy fields with the help of a man-made lake, boosting agricultural production.

Now feed your people.

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5590

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4399
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1191
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27 year old Army Spc. Joseph A. Bauer

Listen Up You Assholes

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Dawnell is gone this week and it is just Shane and I at home. Wouldn’t you know it, the first day she left we had drama at the house. Emma and Stella got into a fight. Stella again got her butt kicked and I had to take her to the vet for surgery. She had two good sized puncture wounds in her. One went about 3 inches into her and the other was not as bad. She has two drain tubes on her left side and about 15 staples in between them. On her right side she has about 20 staples holding the skin together. She was in a lot of pain.

She is much better now and although she is nervous she is trying to be nice around Emma.

The problem is, when the dogs get excited at the door, they both run down there and if Stella, who is smaller, gets cornered, she snaps and growls at Emma, and then they get into a fight.

I don’t know what we are going to do with Emma. Maybe a muzzle on her or if it comes to it, we may have to put her down. Not something I want to do but I can’t keep spending 500 bucks at the vet everytime they get into a fight.

Stella's Drain Tubes

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Pick up a copy of the U.S. Constitution. Can you find the word corporation in it?

You cannot.

The U.S. Constitution guarantees you and me, living, breathing human beings, citizens of the United States, the right to free speech.

In one of the greatest affronts to our democracy ever, five justices of the U.S. Supreme Court decided in January, in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, that corporations have free speech rights just like you and me, and, that includes the right to spend whatever corporations like to support or oppose candidates for elected office.

Corporations already spend money on politics and our elections, and after the USSP decision things will get worse.

Just think what it will be like when ExxonMobil, Walmart, BP, ConocoPhillips, GE and other corporations start pouring their millions and billions of dollars in profits into political advertising, without regard or what the candidate thinks, protected by their “free speech”. Endless political advertisements on television, radio, internet and spam email. All legal and protected by the U.S. Constitution.

When will the Supreme Court offically change the Constitution to read “We The Corporations” instead of We the People?

When will We The People stand up and demand an admendment to change this abortion of our Constitution by the Supreme Court?

The time to act is now!

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LISTEN UP, HATEFUL ASSHOLES: The end is near! The Muslims have already invaded that city you call godless, yet love because terrorism happened there! There is already a mosque only four blocks away from the site of the World Trade Center.

All you PALINBOTS out there get a clue, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindu’s and many others were killed in the attacks on the World Trade Center.

What right do we have to stop any religion from building a place of worship because it is close to the former WTC site?

The United States has no offical religion, the country was set up that way for a reason. Get over it.

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5589

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4399
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1190
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20 year old Army Pfc. James J. Oquin

I’m Done

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Very depressing lately. It seems like I am missing out on so much stuff. Shift work really sucks, I only get 2 months of work normal days, and the last time I worked the days, my wife ended up working extra hours at work so we never did really get to do much as a family. Nothing gets done around the house because we are always working. I am either working strange hours or she is working extra hours without being paid for them, her boss is a total ass who doesn’t believe in management being paid for the time they put in, just the normal 8 straight hours. On our one day off together, if we get a day off together, we rush around trying to get the things done like cutting the grass, doing laundry, cleaning the house, and then on the next day, we have appointments for our son which last all day long.

Our friendships have all drifted apart, as they all work normal Monday – Friday jobs and have time to go do things on weekends, and boy do they go, they go on trips, ballooning, shows, games, you name it. Us? The only trips we have been in in 5 years is a 2 days trip to Mt Rushmore and then weekend trips to visit my mom. We never get a head, its one step forward and two steps back.

Sometimes it would be so easy to just put a gun to my head and be done with it. I am sick of being told NO, we can’t do this or we can’t get that.

Tomorrow, I will cut the yard and lot if it doesn’t rain and then I have to stain the back fence because the people who built a house behind us are putting up a fence and I will never be able to get back there again to get it done, after that it will be time to get cleaned up and ready for bed so I can get up early and take Dawnell to the airport and then take my son to his appointments for the day.

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NAPA Sucks!

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5582

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4398
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1184
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22 year old Marine Cpl. Paul J. Miller

U.S. Senate Candidate Jeff Greene Skips Out On $1.87m Fine – Destroys Nature

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HOT! Thats all I can say. It has been hot, and it appears it is going to stay that way. Even the dog’s don’t want to go outside, well all except Newton who doesn’t even seem to care if it is hot or cold, except he can’t handle the heat and comes in snorting and panting after a few minutes. But he likes to go out and chase the bee’s.

I will have to have surgery on my knee and I could be down and out for 6 to 10 weeks but I really doubt I will be down that long. I plan on being back to work in a week or two at the most. The government doesn’t give much sick time and having only worked for the government for 5 years I don’t earn that much vacation time so I will need to return quickly or I will be sitting home without any money coming in.

I sure would like to know how presidents get to take so much vacation time. Military members get 30 days a fiscal year, government workers start out getting 4 hours every two weeks and then move up to 6 hours every two weeks after 6 years and then 8 hours every two weeks after 15 years but I know Bush took way more than 30 days a fiscal year and he couldn’t have earned enough hours to take as much time as he took only being presidnet for 8 years and Obama has taken a good bit of time off too.

WHY DO THEY GET SO MUCH TIME OFF? I guess it is the same with members of Congress. We got the 4th of July off, Congress was off for two weeks. They say it is so they can go home and communicate with the people in their districts, but I never once saw my congressman over those two week he was off for the 4th. Bunch of bullshit if you ask me. they should get paid by the hour and have a time card.

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5 years ago a three-story, 145-foot yacht named Summerwind dropped anchor off the coast of Belize. As the yacht was preparing to drop its anchor, people around it were yelling and waving their arms screaming not to drop anchor there. The yacht’s owner, not on board at the time, now says it never happened.

That’s right, Billionaire Jeff Greene, candidate for the U.S. Senate says it never happened. In fact his campain says it is all a lie and a plot by political rivals.

Greene bought Summerwind in 2003, registering it in the Marshall Islands, a well-known tax haven. The yacht has traveled across the world, hosting Greene, family members and celebrities including Lindsay Lohan. He took it to Nantucket, Mass., last weekend to crash a meeting of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee where only his Democratic rival, Kendrick Meek, had been invited to speak.

Meanwhile back in Belize, Green and the Summerwind’s captain are wanted people facing fines up to 1.87 million dollars.

1.87 million dollars, chicken feed for a billionaire.

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5582

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4398
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1184
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21 year old Marine Cpl. Dave M. Santos

Happy Birthday Dawnell

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Thank you for being my wife and putting up with me.

I love you…

Dick Cheney – Is An Android.

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It has been hot the past few days. We had some big storms the other night, with straight line winds over 70mph. No damage to the house or fence but it was strong enough to pick up a 3 level cement bird bath out of the ground and move it to another part of the yard. It didn’t break, just moved it and knocked it over. It is amazing how storms can do damage to some things and not others.

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Dick Cheney now has no pulse and needs to be plugged in at night.

Cheney had a ventricular assist device connected to his heart last week at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute in Washington’s Northern Virginia suburbs.

Dr. Allen Stewart, head of aortic surgery at New York Presbyterian Hospital, told MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow that Cheney now has no pulse. His heart valves are still closed and the device is now providing a continuous flow of blood.

Even more fascinating is that the device runs on batteries and Cheney is supposed to carry extras with him, and, at night, it has to be plugged into a power adapter in the wall.

****We all knew he had no heart, how there is proof. Can we please get a extended blackout?****

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The U.S. Army reported a record number of suicides in a single month among active duty, Guard and Reserve troops, despite an aggressive program of counseling, training and education aimed at suicide prevention.

Suicides for the first half of the year are up 12 percent over 2009. In June, 32 soldiers are believed to have committed suicide, including 21 on active duty.

The problem is not isolated to the Army. In 2009, 52 Marines and 48 Sailors took their own lives in 2009, Air Force officials reported 41 active-duty suicides, a 12.5 per 100,000 ratio, in 2009.

****Note that suicides are not part of the numbers included with the Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom at the bottom of my posts. ****

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Felix Baumgartner plans to jump from 36 kilometers above the earth with just a parachute and he hopes to break the sound barrier on the way down.

The project is dubbed Red Bull Stratos after the Austrian energy drink manufacturer, whose advertising budget is sponsoring the event. Baumgartner wants to become the first person to travel faster than the speed of sound without the protection of a metal cockpit.

Nobody knows what happens to the human body at this altitude in these icy temperatures and at this speed.

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5560

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4398
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1162
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20 year old Marine Lance Cpl. Tyler A. Roads

A Tea Party Of Racism

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It was hot today, on my way into work it was 99 with 90 percent humidity. We now have storms moving into the area, maybe with 2inch hail.

I watered everything really good last night so it was ready for the heat today but my son’s pumpkins were really wilted this afternoon, hopefully they will make it and come back after they get watered again. He has some really big pumpkins out there. I also have some big watermellons out in the patch.

No ripe tomato’s yet, we had one but it had bottom rot from sitting on the ground. I have a bunch of egg plant but they are not turning purple, they are all white. I am not sure if I bought white eggplants or what and have no clue when they are ready to be picked. I don’t know if they are white and turn purple when they are ripe. I guess I should look that up.

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Iowa Tea Party Sign

A billboard in Iowa that linked President Obama to Adolf Hitler and Vladimir Lenin was removed on Wednesday morning.
“Radical leaders prey on the fearful & naive.” Isn’t that what Bush and Cheney did with Iraq and their claim of “Nuclear Weapons”?

Sarah Palin must have loved that sign. She is a true racist who judges people by not only the color of their skin but their religious background.

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5553

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4398
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1155
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18 Year old Army Pfc. Edwin C. Wood (Home town hero) Called his mom the night before he was killed.

Uganda My Taxes

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It has been a very nice week weather wise, since today is my Friday, we are supose to have rain for the next two days. Which means I won’t get anything done outside. My garden really needs a good overhaul, although my wife has been doing pretty good with pulling weeds, I have a thousand and one tomatos out there and some giant egg plants, which are not turning purple for some reason, I wonder if I planted white eggplants by mistake, My son has huge pumpkin plants which I am afraid go get close to because they might eat me and I have 4 or 5 watermellons which may be ready in a few weeks. My bean plants didn’t make it, neither did the carrots or anything else for some reason. We had a lot of baby rabbits in the yard so I think they got to the plants early on.

Next year I am going to divide up the garden into sections with wooden walls to keep the plants seperated some more and use weed fabric to try to help keep the weeds down. I thought I left enough room between the plants for the tiller but everything grew so big there is no way to get that tiller in there now.

Maybe the organic chicken poop helped.

The Plattsmouth Animal Hospital, where we took Jenga to be put to sleep, sent a sympathy card and then a few days later we received another card that they had made a donation in his name and had Arbor Day plant a tree in his name in a national forrest.

I should get the ashes back Thursday.

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YOUR TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK

In Uganda, Yes In Uganda.

The United States has given Uganda $6 million dollars and Uganda plans to Introduce “marine tourism” to its list of core sightseeing marvels. Mr Edwin Muzahura, Uganda Tourism Board’s public relations officer, said they intend to start with purpose-tailored marketing of tourism treasures on Lake Victoria, the world’s second largest freshwater body. “We have rapid waterfalls and sites for water-rafting. That’s why we want to introduce marine tourism which the Americans suggested and are willing to support.”

“The campaign will raise awareness among Ugandans about the importance of their nation’s natural heritage and the need to improve conservation efforts.” “The goal is to encourage tour operators, hotel owners, and others in the tourism value chain to promote reasonably priced facilities to tourists in Uganda as a means to ensure long-term economic growth in Uganda’s tourism industry.”

Last year, Uganda got $746m from 842,000 tourists, most of them foreigners.

****In the mean time, the Great Lakes are drying up, children are going hungry and schools don’t have enough teachers or books, but I will sleep better knowing that Ugandans will now know that they have the second largest fresh water lake in the world and that they need to conserve the water so foreigners can visit it.****

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HOWS THOSE COSMETICS FEEL?

The next time you go and paint up your face think about this:
Over 100 beagles were rescued from an abandoned cosmetics laboratory in Warren County, New Jersey earlier this week and they’re now looking for new homes.

The beagles were being used for pharmaceutical and chemical tests at the lab, officials said.

In a strange twist of fate the dogs were saved in part by the bad economy after the company that owned the lab filed for bankruptcy. “They closed the laboratory down and left the dogs inside,” said Lynne Schoepfer, Executive Director of Save-A-Pet in Port Jefferson Station.

As criminal as it sounds its not illegal to perform lab tests on dogs, as long as its done humanely. The reason why beagles are typically chosen is because they are such a docile breed.

****No word on any criminal charges against the owners who just up and left the dogs after they closed up shop.****

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Shaking the Peace Keepers hand

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Number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom
casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5546

Deaths by Conflict

Operation Iraqi Freedom: 4398
Operation Enduring Freedom: 1148
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19 year old Army Spc. Keenan A. Cooper