Going home for Thanksgiving? The American Gestapo, I mean the Transportation Security Administration wants to remind you that you can’t bring Cranberry sauce, Creamy dips and spreads (cheeses, peanut butter, etc.), Gift baskets with food items (salsa, jams and salad dressings), Gravy, Jams, Jellies, Maple syrup, Oils and vinegars, Salad dressing, Salsa, Sauces, Soups, Wine, liquor and beer in your carry on luggage.
You can bring pies and cakes through the security checkpoint, but they are subject to additional screening.
They also want you to remember that if your gellin’ you aint flying. Gel shoe inserts are also not allowed through the check points.
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Children writing letters to Santa at the North Pole this Christmas are unlikely to get a reply because of child abuse fears. Letters sent to Santa Claus, North Pole, will now no longer be forwarded to the Alaskan town of the same name.
Tight new rules were introduced after a registered sex offender was found working on the programme in Maryland last year.
Losing the Santa letter trade is a blow to the 2,100 residents of North Pole.
****UM… Wouldn’t it be easier to just check the workers against the list of registered sex offenders?****
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Today is world toilet day.
World Toilet Day was established on 19 November 2001 by the World Toilet Organization. Celebrated annually, it seeks to increase awareness of the importance of toilet sanitation and each individual’s right to a safe and hygienic sanitary environment.
How to use a toilet
40% of the world’s population is without access to sanitation.
No Splashing
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Number of Operations Iraq Freedom and Enduring Freedom casualties
as confirmed by U.S. Central Command: 5257
